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Linea they aren't into it, well, that's a bummer, but there are plenty of other cute pups in the dog park, if you know what I'm saying. How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run? Best Dog Pick Up Lines · I came here looking for a little tail. I love to be pawed.

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Hey baby, meeting you has. You smell so familiar Can pet you… er. Can Linds get you a tennis ball? Because you sure are a winner to me. What I end up doing, if I am really feeling someone enough to get over my nerves, is try to find something I have in common fisting dating them and maybe make a cheesy joke.

We should get together some time and see what we unleash. It was love at first sniff. Here are 10 pickup lines should you encounter a cute stranger with a pooch of their own (please make no references, funny or not, to butt-sniffing.).

Do you pee here often? So… hi! Is it warm out here, or are you in heat? With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

Do you pee here often? Have your people call my people. I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

· Is it warm in here, or are you in the heat? I know I can't be the only one who has this same struggle, either. Did you win "best in show"? Can I get you a tennis ball? I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

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You had me at ruff. I want to know right away if someone is going to share my attitude and goofy sense dg humor.

I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi! Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone. Yeah, not so much. Hey, I warned you, I keep it cheesy. I define true-hearted it was hump day… It was love at first sniff.

Tell me a funny story about your dog. I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine. · I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

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Because you sure are a winner to me. Is it warm in here, or are you in heat? Your bark is contagious.

You had me at ruff. Send them a message that's maybe a little ruff around the edges but will have the right match begging for more.

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You want to play tug-of-war sometime? Sorry, baby. Can you help me find someplace to pee? Roll over.

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French porn sites do you say to you, me, and our dog getting together sometime to raise the ruff? OK, so some of these were silly, but honestly, shouldn't dating be fun? Beware, some cheesy lines below might result in many facepaws. · Whoa! When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat? Heya, howl you doin'?

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